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nwtsboy:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

jus say dat then

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry)

moonemojii:

"Feet don’t fail me now, take me to the finish line"

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(Source: eudaldo)